Saddest Commercial Video

This video made me cry~
It's so simple~
Remain in silence room...
On your speaker,
watch alone~

Health Tips~

Recommending blog~

If you like to follow other's blog very much,
like me,
you can go visit to this blogger:

http://www.tigerlim.com

He is famous for 'No.1 Broken English Blogger' in Brunei...

I followed his blog for already few months...
Quite lame but yet funny also...
Take some time to read,
you can relax your mind...

He just posted a 'quite funny' video few hours ago...
Check it out~

http://www.tigerlim.com/2010/04/have-you-double-checked.html

How to install Husband?

INSTALLING HUSBAND !

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______

___ _______
REPLY

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: I thoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download theSnoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Ranch Rush~

Recently addicted with this one...
RANCH RUSH....

You can play a bit here:
http://games.yahoo.com/free-games/ranch-rush
but this one is the trial version...
You cannot finish the game...

What I played was the full version one...
It took around 10 hours to finish download...

Well,
I finished 2 games...
I think I gonna ignore this game and find a new game...

Zodiac 2010 ~ HORSE~

Horse people didn't have a great luck last two years. 2010 is a turning point year. There are three Lucky Stars coming into Horse people life in the same time. They are Power Star, Scholarship Star and Financial Star. That means career opportunity, good reputation and money luck are pretty good in the year of Tiger. Plus, people and love relationships are good in 2010. The only bad news for Horse people is that the villains are still around. Since you have good income, they are quite interested in your money. Therefore, do not covet the a small profit, otherwise it will return to you as a big money loss. Then it follows up with an argument or poor health.

Career:

There is a Power Star appearing in 2010. This Power Star stands for leadership, management and decision-making. It's very clear that a job opportunity is waiting for Horse people. In the year of the Tiger, Horse people's job responsibility will increase. Your project will go smoothly, your schedule will be under your control and the progress will be satisfactory. If you need help, then people will be around. As long as your business development direction meets the company's expectation, then there is a chance of promotion. However, you still need to pay attention on job detail. Any negligence or mistake you make will provide the chance for your enemy to block your career path.

Money:

A Financial Star related to money management comes to Horse people. That implies you have more money income and you will consider money investment or money management. Metal Tiger year also contains a sign of money. That means you will spend more time on money related events than the previous year. The money luck is good, but you still have the chance to lose money in the other end. Because you are richer, villains behind you are waiting for your donation. Don't make any contribution for the reason of saving face. Don't be greedy or lazy to invest money without studying the business opportunity. Thus, Horse people will have good savings in the year of Tiger.

Love:

In Chinese Horoscope, Horse and Tiger have attraction relationship. That indicates Horse people have good social relationship in 2010. If you are single, then it's easy to find a person you can talk with. Later both of you will get along pretty well. If you already have girl friend or boy friend, then your love relationship will become even closer. But there is no Love Star or Romantic Star appearing in 2010. Also, your career will make you a little busy. The chance of marriage is not that high.

Health:

Basically, the health of Horse people is fine in year of Tiger. But the Unlucky Star lets Horse people sometimes doubt about their heath in 2010. The highest chance for Horse people to be weak is from their heavy responsibility or pressure from their job. The Unlucky Star shows darkness and is unfavorable to Horse people. Therefore you shouldn't do overtime too often and then come home very late. Also, you should refuse invitations to join parties at night. If you can, don't visit sick people or attend a funeral.

Fortune:

Horse people have more good news than bad news in 2010. Career and money are major events to you. In career, you need to learn the leadership communication and management skills to build your people connections and career relationships. Then a job promotion or pay raise are possible. The money luck will come after the career's accomplishment. Meanwhile, you still need to focus on your moves all the time to prevent any mistakes caused by neglect. Otherwise your career or money prospect will dim in 2010. There is no strong love sign for single Horse people. But your good people relationship still open the opportunity for you. As long as you can make sure you have good health, 2010 will be a very good year to you.

What to wear in this CNY?

What to wear during this CNY...?
I get it from my mailbox...
Zoom in to have a look...


This one specially for the HORSE...

Super Junior is coming!!!

E.L.F waiting for these long long time ago...
I'm not really 100% fans of them...
However, I took sometime to memorise their 13 names too...
Really happy to hear this!!!

I know MySJ forum comittees work hard for their activities...
Charity lar...
Performance lar...
World record lar...
Proposal lar...
Scrap book lar...
Video lar...
All waiting for these moment...

I'm not the comittee,
but I feel happy too...
I can't sleep...
Thinking of saving RM238 to that concert...
Watching 13 artists on the stage!!!


From:
http://www.marctensia.com/index.html

Will you marry me?

I found a very interesting blog...
Everyone, if you read this,
PLEASE HELP HIM...

He need our help!!!

Click on this, and write comment!
Blessing him...

http://willyoumarryme2010.blogspot.com

Waiting to see that day...

知性优雅，默默等待爱情

知性优雅，默默等待爱情

　 　长颈鹿是位冷静的思考者，这类型的人知性而优雅，喜欢研究问题，为人成熟稳重，进退自如，绝不会做出令人大跌眼镜的事情来，人缘不错，大家都很喜欢你， 不管遇到什么状况，你都能冷静处理，但也因为在一些小地方上过于保守，可能会白白错失不少机会，当机会降临时可要抓牢哦！

　　【如何排除人际烦恼】

　　你从不会拒绝别人的请求，不管身边的朋友拜托你做什么，你都欣然接受，这样一来，很容易把自己累坏哦！别人喜欢依赖你，而你却找不到可以依赖的人，你必须是别人请求支援才能为自己减压。

　　【对异性的态度】

　　你很少主见主动追求别人，你好像一直在默默等待有缘人的出现哦！过于温吞的个性是你恋爱路上的绊脚石，你必须积极行动起来才能牢牢抓住手中的红线。

　　【职业预测】

　　你的理性和知性，适合做心理咨询师、访谈专员、顾问等。

STPM Trial Papers 2009

Some present for STPM candidates...
I've found the collection of STPM Trial Paper 2009...
From other states...


http://cid-295b5b18c0fe8774.skydrive.live.com/browse.aspx/.Public/STPM%20Trials%202009

女人

I was not in mood just now...
Coz I saw something hurt me...

But...
WOMAN really WOMAN...

I go and visit the link gave by Y@ng...
about shopping...

Then, I go visit KerXin's ah sou website...
about clothing...

Suddenly mood ok liao...
I admit,
我是女人...

两种老公 两种人生‏

A
她：“老公。帮我接杯水呗。”
他：“石头剪子布。谁输了谁去。”
她：“算了。我自己去吧。”

B
他们坐在一起看韩剧。她起身。他问“干吗去？”
她：“去接杯水。”
他：“你坐这看吧。我去给你接。”

女人多可怜。
她对男人唯一的要求就是“疼她”。
你可以什么都没有。
只要你疼她。
她就有足够的勇气把自己的下半辈子交给你。

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A
他晚上下班。给她打电话
“宝贝儿。我晚上和朋友出去吃饭。”
她：“你不是答应我陪我逛街的吗？”
他：“改天吧！”
她默默地流泪。
为什么每次都是这样？

B
他下班的时候打电话给她:
“亲爱的。别人给我一张奥运会的票。
巴西队啊！一会儿我去看球了啊。”
她：“哦。这样啊。好吧。”
他：“怎么不高兴了？”
她：“你忘了。上周说好今天我朋友和她男朋友请我俩吃饭啊。”
他：“哎呀。对不起亲爱的。我忘记了。那我把票给别人吧。我陪你去吃饭。”
她：“不要了。吃饭可以改天。或者你先去看。我们等你。”
他：“那不行。答应你的事情必须得做到。再说你自己跟他俩在一起像电灯泡似的。你肯定不舒服啊”
她：“没事……”

没等她说完。他很强势的告诉她
“好了。听我的。你收拾一下。我一会儿去接你。”

其实女人不是不懂事。
只是, 她需要碰上一个懂事的男人。
其实,情侣之间, 是可以互相的。

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A
他：“我晚上出去吃饭了啊。”
她：“几点回家？”
他：“九点之前肯定回家。”

九点半，她：“你怎么还不回来啊？”
他：“十点。肯定回家。”

十一点。十二点。一点。两点……
后来。她不再打电话催他。因为她知道。
对于不守承诺的男人。一切“肯定”都是“未必”。

B
他：“我晚上出去吃饭。九点之前肯定结束。然后我俩去看电影。”
她：“你能那么快就结束吗？”
他：“放心吧。我答应你了就一定能！”
快到九点的时候。他：“收拾一下吧。我马上就到你家了”

信任。是在一件一件小事中建立起来的。

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A
她生理期。身体不舒服。
顶着疼痛洗衣服。收拾屋子。
他坐在电脑前面玩网络游戏。
她干完活。躺在床上。长出了一口气。
他看了她一眼：“宝贝儿。辛苦了！”然后转过头。继续玩他的游戏。

B
她生理期。很难受。起身准备洗衣服。
他拽住她：“你去床上躺着。我来！”
她：“你会做家务吗？你自己洗过衣服吗？”
他：“不会做可以学着做啊。以后你身体不舒服的时候。我当然得独挡一面！”

女人需要的不只是甜言蜜语。
哄她几句。她也许会给你一个微笑。
但是实实在在的呵护。她会对你一辈子的感恩
并且会回报给你一个温暖的家。

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A
她给他拿了一包榛子。然后她去洗衣服。
回来的时候。榛子已经被他吃得所剩无几。

B
她拿给他一包榛子。然后自己去收拾屋子。
回来的时候。她看见电脑前面放了一堆剥好的榛子仁。

女人很感性。她炫耀你对她的体贴。就好像炫耀克拉钻一样。
这么廉价的买卖。用一点心思就能收获无比的财富。

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A
他说：“你是最好的。”
她问：“我哪好？”
他：“学历高。能力强。长得漂亮。对我又这么好。”
她笑了。

B
他：“你是我所遇到最好的女孩儿。”
她：“我哪好？”
他：“你对身边的每个人都很友善。很无私。
对人对生活总是很感恩。
一个人有一颗善良的心。
会让周围的人感觉到温暖。
你是我见过最善良的女孩儿。
伤害你的人都应该下地 狱！”

她哭了。

一个人。是因为你对他好。所以觉得你好。
一个人。是因为懂得你的好。所以想要对你好。
幸福的恋人。首先应该是一对彼此欣赏的知己。

HauYeen is an Average Student

Rules of the game:
Once you are tagged, you MUST DO this quiz and tag 16 friends.
Copy and paste everything, do it and repost the title with whatever rank you were given.
Ranks are given at the bottom of this note
If you have done something in this school which is indicated by the sentence, mark the [ ] on the left side of the thing you have done with a x.
Let the game begin.

Level 1:

[]Sleep in class
[X]Talked in class
[]not seating at your own place in class
[X]Scolded by a teacher
[]Litter the classroom
[X]Did not do your homework at least 15 times
[X]Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[X]Came late for school at least 10 times
[X]brought/wore home clothes without school's permission
[X]brought/wore jewelery to school
[X]did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time
[]cried out "sian" or "wa lao wei"and"diam cet lar" to the teacher
[]plucked a flower/ killed a plant in school
[X]copied other people's homework in desperation
[]played a trick on your classmates/teacher

Total so far: 9

Level 2:

[ ]sent for detention class
[X]late in class
[]not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly
[]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[]scolding vulgarities in class (@@##$#$@#$!@)
[X]spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[]used a school facility without school's permission
[]played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom
[]singing loudly during lesson
[]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[X]did not greet the teacher properly
[]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[]played a trick on the teacher during April fools
[]used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[]made yourself a nuisance to the teacher

Total so far: 12

Level 3:

[]was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[X]made a fool out of morning assembly
[]wasted the school's toilet paper
[]sabotaged someone
[]irritated someone

Total so far: 13

Level 4:

[X]forged your parent's signature
[]forged a classmate's signature
[X]forged a teacher's signature
[]made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[]flew a paper aeroplane down from the school from at least the fourth storey

Total so far: 15

Level 5:

[X]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[]played with your PSP in school
[X]using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[X]listened to an MP3 player in school
[]messed with the teacher's pigeon hole

Total so far: 18

Level 6:

[X]vandalizing with school property
[]tried to defame your school in public
[X]used the internet to scold teachers
[]fought with someone in school
[]shoplifted in school

Total so far: 20

Level 7:

[X]cheated in a class test
[X]cheated in a school examination
[]cheated for your PSLE/ GCE 'O' or 'A' Level Examination
[X]Lied to your teacher
[]played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons

Total so far: 23

Level 8:

[]took drugs in school
[]smoked in school
[]set fire to something in the school
[]locked the teacher out of the classroom
[]played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance

Total so far: 23

Level 9:

[]refused to pay school fees
[]cheated the school money
[X]stole things which belonged to the school
[]bullied someone in school
[] pranked called your school

Total so far: 24

Level 10:

[]raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[]raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[]raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[]raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[]raised your voice/shouted against your principal

Total so far: 24

Level 11:

[X]brought weapons to the school
[]brought real firearms to the school
[]brought a real bomb to the school
[]fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[]dressed up as a terrorist to school

Grand total : 25

Ranks:
If you are between 0-15 -------------{I am a good student}
If you are between 16-20------------{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}
If you are between 21-30------------{I am an average student}
If you are between 31-40------------{I am a bad student}
If you are between 41-50------------{I am a very bad student}
If you are between 51-60------------{I should have been caned by the discipline master}
If you are between 61-65------------{I should have been expelled from school}
If you are between 66-75------------{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre